Hi folks, Cooper Hawkes here with a special message to pancakefaceonabitch.
You're a gutless fucktard who has no life and nothing better to do than pretend to be someone else.
This person's Skype name is pancakefaceonabitch, and he's been going around pretending to be me for reasons I cannot fathom short of being a tiny pricked loser.
Be on the lookout for this balless wonder. I'm not saying to do anything bad to the person, but just be aware.
Seeya in hell fucker.
Semper Fi!
What a fucktard.
Nice finger Hawkes.
I'm more impressed by that chin!
I agree, that's a damned impressive picture of you.
Hawkes you are the best
HAWKES FTW
Old man Hawkes got a big ol finger a chin bigger than Jay Leno's.. ;)
I call for a manhunt!!!!
Hawkes is seriously my idol :D!!!
Why on earth would he want to imitate you? I mean it just doesn't seem like it would reach any significant end other than his own amusement. Eh, either way margarine isn't butter.
At first I was somewhat amused by someone pretending to be me, sort of made me feel like a seriously D-Listed celebrity. But then he started doing it with people OTHER than Andy and I just got concerned that my good name (Ha! Coming from the creator of the "Cum Sucker Award" that's funny) was going to get damaged if he managed to convince someone in the biz.
Hahaha, that's too funny Hawkes. I guess you've made it in the world when you can claim your own official "stalker." I just hope he doesn't start camping out in front of your house! I'm thinking Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction kinda stuff here....
After I move no one will have a CLUE where I live..
I'm coming for you.
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