Stock studiers and financial-wiz site The Motley Fool couldn't help but miss the PS3 frenzy.

Posted today on their site was a list of top 10 complaints made by people buying PS3s, a la David Letterman Show.

Okay, so admittedly some are lame, but some are pretty funny.

List after the jump.

The whole article can be read at this spot.

But for the sake of brevity -- since you're all eyeballs-deep in Resistance at the moment -- here's the list.

Personal favorites: Numbers 3, 8 and 9.

Top 10 complaints from PlayStation 3 shoppers:

10. "Where are all the chicks?"

9. Didn't grasp the irony of having to sell the television to afford the PS3.

8. Awesome Tekken fighting skills not applicable to beating back crowds.

7. "Dude, put on some deodorant!"

6. Two days in line destroyed the pasty white pallor so carefully cultivated by two years of basement gaming.

5. Uber-nerd Anders Bylund humiliated lesser nerds with his extensive knowledge of PS3 components.

4. "Once in the store I said I had to 'wee,' and they gave me the Nintendo Wii."

3. "I can't wait to go home, plug it in, and see it blow up in flames like some of the other fine Sony products lately."

2. Those darned eBay (Nasdaq: EBAY) listing fees.

1. "Actual girlfriend" accessory is not available at launch.