
After he stayed up all night, he crashed on the couch with a Wii-mote in one hand and a bottle of Bawls in another. At his feet, empty Wii, PS3, and more Bawls bottles. Then, his laptop, sitting on the coffee table, suddenly made a loud "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
He gets up and reads his email. Then he logs into his IM... hmm.

He never sent her an email back. But, the score somewhat went like this.
Gamer: 3 kills, 8 deaths
Girlfriend: 20 kills, 5 deaths
She's got some natural "skill... z" there.
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