First, let me purge my stomach. Because actually reporting about SpikeTV on a gaming website -- intimating that they have anything at all to do with each other -- makes me nauseous.

That being said, it should be noted that SpikeTV's Video Game Awards were handed out in a star-studded gala.

You watched, right? Ahahahahahaaaaa... Yeah, me either.

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion was named game of the year. Yeah. I kid you not.

It garnered four awards for the evening, including best game, best original score, best RPG and most addictive game.

Gears of War nabbed three: best shooter, best graphics and best multiplayer.

The entire winners' list, if you care -- if anyone cares -- can be found after the jump:

GAME OF THE YEAR

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Bethesda)

CRITIC'S CHOICE

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Nintendo)

BEST DRIVING GAME

Burnout Revenge, Xbox 360 (Electronic Arts)

BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME

Tony Hawk's Project 8 (Activision)

BEST ACTION GAME

Dead Rising (Capcom)

BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME

NBA2K7 (2K Sports)

CYBER VIXEN OF THE YEAR

Alyx Vance - Half-Life 2: Episode 1 (Valve)

BEST SONG

"Lights and Sounds" by YellowCard, Burnout Revenge-Xbox 360 (Electronic Arts)

BEST SOUNDTRACK

Guitar Hero 2 (Red Octane)

STUDIO OF THE YEAR

Cliff Bleszinski /Epic Games (Gears of War)

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Bethesda Softworks)

BEST FIGHTING GAME

Mortal Kombat Armageddon (Midway Games)

BEST SHOOTER

Gears of War (Microsoft)

BEST MILITARY GAME

Company of Heroes (THQ)

BEST GRAPHICS

Gears of War (Microsoft)

BEST HANDHELD GAME

New Super Mario (Nintendo)

BEST WIRELESS GAME

SWAT Force (Vivendi)

BEST MULTI-PLAYER GAME

Gears of War (Microsoft)

BREAKTHROUGH TECHNOLOGY

Wii (Nintendo)

BEST PC GAME

Company of Heroes (THQ)

BEST RPG

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Bethesda)

BEST GAME BASED ON A MOVIE OR TV SHOW

Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy (LucasArts)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN (MALE)

Patrick Stewart in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Bethesda)

BEST SUPPORTING MALE PERFORMANCE

James Gandolfini in The Sopranos: Road to Respect (THQ)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN (FEMALE)

Vida Guerra in Scarface: The World is Yours (Vivendi)

BEST SUPPORTING FEMALE PERFORMANCE

Rachel Leigh Cook in Kingdom Hearts II (Square Enix)

BEST CAST IN A GAME

Family Guy (2K Games)

MOST ADDICTIVE GAME

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Bethesda)