I'm not sure of the author of this item. It turned up on the Hybrid Reaction guild site, and if you're a World of Warcraft player, it's hilarious.

Well, it would be hilarious but it eerily contains more unintended truth than the author probably anticipated.

BUG FIXES IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT v2.0

1. Fixed an issue where Shamans were occasionally dying while playing the game.

2. Fixed an issue where spell casters could not one-shot melee classes.

3. Fixed an issue where warriors were capable of tanking boss level monsters. We never meant for this to happen and it was never working as intended.

4. Fixed an issue where hunters were considered a "ranged dps" class. All hunters should now be able to properly main tank an instance.

5. After reports that paladins were being required to heal, buff, and cleanse during a raid and could do nothing else, we have fixed this bug. The paladin class is now as useless as it was originally intended to be.

6. The LFG channel was being flooded with unintended global chat. This chat has now been properly moved to the trade channel as it was originally intended.

7. Druids now have a "god-mode" toggle switch on their character sheet. Who the hell did those other classes think they were in the first place?

8. Fixed an issue where hunter traps were giving an unfair advantage in duels. Cheaters.

9. All PvP honor points have been reset in accordance with our desire to make you pay for another year of game time to grind for your rewards. We own your souls.

10. Fixed an issue where the Alliance stood an equal chance of winning in a PvP battleground. QQ more Alliance...FOR THE HORDE!

11. Fixed an issue where some players were able to log into the game. What? You thought you were going to get something for that $15 per month?

12. Fixed an issue where some realms were up and some were down. All realms are now down. Do the dishes, you freak.

Upcoming Bug Fixes:

1. Fixed an issue where annoying, bratty kids all congregated on the Alliance side. To fix this issue we will implement the "Blood Elf" race. Suck it up Hordies.